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50. Celine Dion — My Heart Will Go On

49. Right Said Fred —I’m Too Sexy

48. The Beatles — Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

47. Bryan Adams — The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You

46. New Kids on the Block — Hangin’ Tough

45. Ja Rule featuring Ashanti — Mesmerize

44. Meat Loaf — I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)

43. Uncle Kracker — Follow Me

42. Simon & Garfunkel— The Sound of Silence

41. Billy Joel — We Didn’t Start The Fire

40. Color Me Badd — I Wanna Sex U Up

39. Ricky Martin — She Bangs

38. Rednex —Cotton Eye Joe

37. Gerardo — Rico Sauve

36. Master P featuring Fiend, Silkk the Shocker, Mia X & Mystikal— Make ’Em Say Uhh!

35. R.E.M. — Shiny Happy People

34. Dan Fogelberg — Longer

33. Aqua — Barbie Girl

32. Will Smith featuring K-Ci — Will 2K

31. Crash Test Dummies — Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

30. Whitney Houston — Greatest Love Of All

29. Deep Blue Something — Breakfast at Tiffany’s

28. John Mayer —Your Body Is A Wonderland

27. Europe — The Final Countdown

26. The Doors —The End

25. Puff Daddy and Faith Evans featuring 112 —I’ll Be Missing You

24. Five For Fighting — Superman (It’s Not Easy)

23. Corey Hart — Sunglasses at Night

22. Toby Keith — Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)

21. Spin Doctors —Two Princes

20. Lionel Richie — Dancing on the Ceiling

19. Mr. Mister — Broken Wings

18. Chicago — You’re The Inspiration

17. Hammer — Pumps and a Bump

16. 4 Non-Blondes —What’s Up?

15. The Rembrandts — I’ll Be There For You

14. Bette Midler —From A Distance

13. Genesis — Illegal Alien

12. The Beach Boys —Kokomo

11. Clay Aiken — Invisible

10. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder— Ebony and Ivory

9. Madonna — American Life

8. Eddie Murphy — Party All The Time

7. Bobby McFerrin — Don’t Worry, Be Happy

6. Huey Lewis & The News — The Heart of Rock & Roll

5. Vanilla Ice —Ice Ice Baby

4. Limp Bizkit — Rollin’

3. Wang Chung — Everybody Have Fun Tonight

2. Billy Ray Cyrus — Achy Breaky Heart

1. Starship — We Built This City




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